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Hi there, I'm Alisria. I like Vocaloid and I occasionally roleplay and/or draw stuff. Please let me know if you want me to tag something specific for you.

Sorry for the inactivity, folks! Computer's broken, but it'll all be better soon. I hope.

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fagology:

BIRDS ARE GREAT

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mr-windrunner:

Shout out to Dumass.

leaveyourkeyinthemailb0x:

see that girl you just called a lesbian? is she? can you help me get her number?

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weirdscout:

I feel sorry for straight ppl bc they dont experience the emotion that is “im so gay”

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vastderp:

dicklover3000:

notsoprettykitty:

dicklover3000:

samstagram-13:

dicklover3000:

samstagram-13:

dicklover3000:

samstagram-13:

dicklover3000:

samstagram-13:

dicklover3000:

animatedgurl:

dicklover3000:

thetimeofdawn:

dicklover3000:

lmao my mom got me long hamsters haha why these hamsters so long

those are ferrets you pile of wombat shit

haha aw sweetie :) you need to learn your animals! those are long hamsters! they’re like hamsters… but they’re long! (:

Lemme correct you thetimeofdawn, dicklover3000 is a pile of ‘ferret’ shit, and dicklover3000, those are in fact, ferrets, get a 3rd grade education, “sweetie”

aw babe im sure you meant well but those are not ferrets! theyre long hamsters! (: its ok to not know a lot about animals! youll learn!

EDUCATE YOURSELF DICKLOVER3000 FUCKING SHIT. DID YOU SUCK TOO MANY DICK THAT YOU FORGOT EVERYTHING ELSE???!!!??!?¿¿???!!!

:-) …maybe

Listen, “babe.” If you want to correct others, make sure you got your facts straight. At least google it so that you may actually sound intelligent rather than a brainless neanderthal. You’re embarrassing yourself, honey.

baby doll my facts are 100 percent true! :-) silly silly ferrets are only a myth! these are long hamsters! im sure you have heard of them! they’re available in many pet stores! they’re awfully cute but very hyper!

Listen here, dickwad
A ferret is a domesticated form of a European Polecat. Its scientific name is Mustela putorius furo. LOOK IT UP SO THAT YOU CAN DO YOUR OWN RESEARCH. Might I say, its life span is 7-10 years. LONG HAMSTERS are not proper nor do they roam the earth. So please, look it up and EDUCATE YOURSELF, TWAT.

i am sorry that you refuse to educate yourself on the beauty of long hamsters! my dear you are simply just wrong on this matter! dont worry! one day you will understand :) long hamsters are truly magical creatures… 

JESUS CHRIST WOMAN. LONG HAMSTERS DONT EXIST. YOU. NEED. TO DO. YOUR. OWN. GODDAMN. RESEARCH. BC YOU. ARE BEING AN UNEDUCATED LITTLE SWINE. MAYBE, IF YOU SUCK A DICK TOO HARD, YOU MIGHT SUCK THEIR BRAINS OUT, THEN MAYBE, YOU WILL HAVE A LITTLE INTELLIGENCE IN YOU.

goodness gracious! sweetheart! long hamsters have been the center of many, many studies for years! they are truly little miracles! no one knows how these hamsters got so long. (: it is okay that you have yet to explore the amazing Cricetinae longis. 

I’m not going to lie, I really wouldn’t mind slapping the person with enough idiocy to think that long hamsters exist. They are not real nor will they ever be unless hamsters evolve to have elongated bodies. You are an uncultured swine and need to stop being so arrogant towards the people telling you that they are ferrets. If you did your research, you would find that those people are, in fact, correct. Those are FERRETS. There is no such thing as long hamsters.

no those are long hamsters

how do people not recognize a long hamster the picture is right there you can see their faces and everything

nnaffettss:

omg the little wiggle 

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pukind:

Well, I’ve been meaning to do a giveaway for quite some time… and so I took some time out of my personal weekend projects to make, just for you guys, the single-most requested character I’ve gotten since I started making fanart plushes from Homestuck! So in celebration of reaching several milestones that all went by too quickly for me to celebrate (and still coming, yow!) Here it is!

BIG GRAND PRIZE:

  • twwo royal curvved horns 
  • savvvvy specs
  • a shock a vviolet hair proof enough a this princely heritage
  • a piercin gaze fittin only a wwell hatched troll a the sea
  • a friend for evven your most genocidal a powwwwowws
  • stunnin sense a dress enough to strike fear into evven the most foolhardy a landdwwellers 
  • a matesprit any abdicated empress to be wwould a been lucky to havve
  • powwerful wwretched wwhite science incase the wwould be empress abdicates too hard and accidentally eschewws your advvances
  • its not magic man wwe talked about this

NOT INCLUDED:

  • Actual genocide

RULES:

  • Reblog this post to enter
  • You can reblog it as many times as you like, but don’t use alt accounts
  • You don’t have to be following me
  • Send ANY INQUIRIES to my special giveaway tumblr: http://pukind-giveaway.tumblr.com/ask/

FURTHER READING (IMPORTANT INFORMATION):

  • This giveaway will run until July 12
  • THE DOLL IS COMPLETELY FREE
  • Winner within the United States pays NO SHIPPING
  • International MUST PAY SHIPPING and MUST UNDERSTAND any and all problems that may arise with international shipping (customs, lost packages, long shipping times, etc.)
  • ALLERGY WARNING: This doll is made completely of wool and is not recommended if you have a wool allergy
  • THIS DOLL IS NOT A CHILD’S TOY. It is a hand-made collectible and has fragile parts.
  • If you are under the age of 18, you must have permission from your parents or guardians to give out your shipping address. 
  • and lastly, I do NOT sell Homestuck dolls or Homestuck doll commissions, nor will I sell this doll to you privately before the contest’s end. Please do not ask!

That’s it, have fun and good luck, landdwwellers! 

weezl:

mustelidsramazing:

weezl:

My headcanons

There are 31 flavors of wrong in your hc weezl

So many people are picking on me for my headcanons. What gives you all the right to ridicule them and say they’re gross and wrong? I am just an imaginative child with a loving heart and lofty dreams.

cozyafternoons:

entropicchaosfactor:

myriadofimperfections:

woolfette:

Homosexuality is only a sin if you don’t make her cum.

Words to live by

By that logic heterosexuality is always a sin

SHOTS FIRED.

videogamebf:

spacemoss:

love this feeling

you fuckin love shoving your feet in gross muddy grass? you like that? are you a frog? do you fuck frog too then? disgusting frog fucker

ceebee-eebee:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

sizvideos:

Seal befriends woman sitting on the beach - Video

Seals are basically undersea puppies and I want to just pet all of them for always <3

I just watched the vid and I can’t even believe how in love that giant blorp is with that woman. It’s amazing.

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